Office-Fu

The fine art of giveing the illusion of hard work without actually doing anything.

Jeff: "What do you mean you got a raise, you dont do shit!?"

Josh: "My Office-Fu is strong."

by Grogle January 14, 2009

fu fu meat u

Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.

Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.

by Phish April 10, 2005

fart fu

The martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, Tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. It is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.

That dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.

by Fu Master Joe Mama December 28, 2007

bitch fu

A blitz attack of breath-taking bitchiness, usually of the nuclear bomb variety. It typically renders the victim speechless by one of two methods: either by the unbelievably bitchiness of the attack, or because of the rapid-fire waves of bitchiness leave the victim wondering what to respond to first. Bitch fu can be unprovoked or justly deserved. It is a skill used by masters of bitchcraft.

Hortense: How are you?

Bertha: Fine. Damn! You look like hell. Still aren't over Nigel, huh? Is he still shacked up with that cooze Esther? Hey, isn't she pregnant? Did you see the size of that ring he got her? Hope the kid's his. You know he was cheating on you all along, right? Well, this is my stop. Don't worry, you'll find somebody else---There are ALWAYS guys who like a bigger girl. Bye!

Betty to Hortense: Damn, that girl knows her bitch fu.

by Aeliane May 17, 2006

Rave Fu

A Raver or dancer at a rave who knows martial arts and tries to pull it off as their dance.

Is that a new dance?
Nah thats just rave fu.

by crystalinestyle1 February 28, 2009

fu-pa

A protusion of subcutaneous fat below the umbilicus and above the pubic area, often seen peeking out between ones pants and the bottom of a short shirt. It is an acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area, although the term can be used to describe members of either gender.

Cindy's friend: "I wouldn't eat that donut Cindy, you should have your finger for dessert instead"
Cindy: "What? Why?"
Cindy's friend: "Look at that fu-pa. It must get cold hanging out of your shirt all day"

by dichron May 13, 2007

fu manpoo

Verb:
To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.

I gave her a fu manpoo and she looked like an extra from crouching tiger!!

by Darkprong October 17, 2007