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funeral for a boner

a condom, a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.
i'm not going to use that funeral for a boner, let's have sex unprotected.
by r the p December 27, 2007
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Drew Fuller

A very hot actor who was most recently Chris Perry on Charmed. He modeled when he was 16 and is about 6'1. He is the epitome of gorgeous!
I would give my left arm to meet Drew Fuller. He is so freakin sexy.
by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005
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A California State school currently boasting more than 35,000 students. It is located in the Mecca that is Orange County; 5 minutes from Disneyland, 30 minutes from LA, and 25 from the Beaches surrounding Newport. It's most popular majors are Business, Communications, and Fine/Performing Arts.
A Typical day at California State University Fullerton:

What do you want to do for lunch?

Let's go eat at Disneyland!
by Le Titan November 17, 2005
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funeral crasher

A person who goes to other peoples funerals to try and pick up girls/widows to have sex with
In "wedding Crashers" will ferrel plays a man who lives with his mom and instead of crashing weddings crashes funerals instead of being a wedding crasher owen wilson becomes a funeral crasher with him
by The1godfather15 July 1, 2008
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two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone
The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed
by vanderpol August 29, 2010
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The Fullerton Transfer

A Chicago-ism for moving from the pussy to the ass during sex. As in transferring from the red to the brown.
(katy): one of his coworkers buddies met this older chick at a bar in the burbs
(katy): and they ended up going back to his brother's basement to fuck on hte couch
(katy): and they're going at it, and she asks him to put in in her pooper
(katy): so he did ("the fullerton transfer")
by Crapple0 May 23, 2006
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Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.
"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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