futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 25, 2009

Felton

spontanious young man that has a remis of around 2 inches and enjoys a fresh batch of toffee

"I just wipped up a fresh batch of toffee, somebody call Felton"

Girl: "Get your remis out of me and get the toffee."

Boy: "Rah Rah Rah no one understands you she-bear"

by Jlml October 25, 2010

Feltonism

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.

Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".

by Stokie Tony November 15, 2013

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Fullon

One of the premier trolls to ever step into the black metal internet circles, and specifically the FMP ring. Known to be absolutely crazy.

"Fullon.... come..... to.. Alberta........"

by Procyon November 12, 2008

Tom Felton

A high-pitched despicably annoying thing known for crying up and down the halls of Hogwarts. Out of the rest of the respectable young cast of Harry Potter, stands out as a wannabe that worms his way into 12093983+ publicity events. Advertises himself on the twitterverse - "I got a record label!" (translation: "I paid a ridiculous amount of dollars to convince the label that publishing my gay songs were not really bad mistakes") and has a witchy girlfriend who dominates the bottom of the life pyramid.

That's just Tom Felton attempting to act. Makes me want to cry too.

by Truth489 December 23, 2010