FURT

1. acronym: fucked up right there.

Typically preceded by "that's"

Jimmy: dude, check out this youtube of "Funky Forest - After School Club"
Jeb: Dude! That's FURT!

by Jay-Fizz November 9, 2010

Furt

A fart that hurts.

"The other night I ate so much beans and cabbage that I got the furts and had trouble sitting down.

by Marc Sauve December 28, 2005

Hair Führer

The official title of Orange Caligula

Trump: My billionaire banker buddies need special tax breaks!
Ryan: Jawohl, Hair Führer!

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

furtadotowne

Nelly's (the one without the band aid) upcoming smashhit album.

Damn Jamal, furtadotowne just dropped, yo.

by Rashinque August 5, 2003

Further Gospel movement

A movement that believes that other people can preach and do miracles and have the same religious authority as Jesus and have there own testaments as a further son or daughter of God.
They base there belief on John 14:12 that says " He that believeth on me, the works that I do so he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go to the Father.

He's in the further gospel movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 30, 2011

Furtoogle

Brainstorming important ideas while on the toilet in the dark.

"Dude, how did you pick your doctoral thesis"
"I Furtoogled"
"No way! me too"

by RalphMacchio October 28, 2014