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Froto

A picture on Facebook or dating site that is unrepresentative of the actual level of attractiveness of the person.
I met that girl from Match.com last night. It turns out all those pictures online were frotos
by Jager Lover February 3, 2010
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chilli cheese fritos

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...
"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."
by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005
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The name Frutiger in Frutiger Aero came from a guy named Frutiger who used to design stuff which paved the way for this aesthetic.

I don’t know where the word aero came from but damn these tiktok kids are so annoying with their new words.
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Friend 2: omg that is so frutiger aero
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Frutinha

Derogatory term in Brazilian Portuguese for a homosexual male.

Pronounced “frew – cheen – ya”, and literally means “fruity” or “little fruit”.
Você tem a aparência de uma frutinha!!
(You look like a faggot!!)
by Lazy Fool January 31, 2007
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frito

Yo man look at dat frito! that tight az hell dawg!
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fruitosauraus

A fruitosauraus is one who acts fruity..and is also a manwhore. They are also one who throws bagels and dead skin at people. He claims to break backboards and wrestle lions and alligators, even though he really fell off of his purple tricycle. To sum up this definition....a fruitosauraus is generally a gay mo literally. Also he is a beast...and people ride him like a bus...
gosh WHYATT is such a fruitosauraus. freakin' idiot...
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Frutarqua

fruit salad; salad made with fruit.
i want some frutarqua
by Steve Mines November 5, 2003
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