Frozen Billy

Any object or device that is shaped in such a way as to be used for female sexual pleasure (such as a dildo) that is exceptionally cold or frozen.

Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.

"Dude, this beer isn't really that cold!"

"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."

"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"

by baconeggcheese April 1, 2013

frozen Carlos

when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo

I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
or
I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!

by Sky Silga May 8, 2006

frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

by Seth Ream June 15, 2007

Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

frozen motion

Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.

Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.

by IPreferWellFed July 26, 2006

frozen lotion

frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk

frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top

by ithacafreak April 28, 2009

Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG October 21, 2008