Cars designed for shirt-lifters
love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!
by george December 20, 2003
Get the Ford mug.man all you idiots are so stupid ford's arent as bad as you all make them out to be. what a clee-shay
by noneedforaname February 1, 2004
Get the Ford mug.A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!
by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003
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Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)
Fucked On Race Day
Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford
On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN
Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford
On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN
by Christina August 31, 2004
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2. An American automotive company that has recently emasculated 4x4 trucks by assembling them from aluminum. The company has gotten a few things right such as the Ford 9-inch axle and the 300 ci I6, among others. If you buy one, get one with good aftermarket that is fairly straightforward to work on.
2. An American automotive company that has recently emasculated 4x4 trucks by assembling them from aluminum. The company has gotten a few things right such as the Ford 9-inch axle and the 300 ci I6, among others. If you buy one, get one with good aftermarket that is fairly straightforward to work on.
Jim: Hey, bro, I bought a '98 Ford Ranger!
Reuben: Hmm, add 285's, a 2.5" lift kit, a Detroit locker in back, a Warn Zeon 10,000 lb. winch, upgraded leaf suspension, headers, K&N Intake, 6" HID's, and custom bumpers, and maybe you can keep up with my stock Z71. ;-)
Reuben: Hmm, add 285's, a 2.5" lift kit, a Detroit locker in back, a Warn Zeon 10,000 lb. winch, upgraded leaf suspension, headers, K&N Intake, 6" HID's, and custom bumpers, and maybe you can keep up with my stock Z71. ;-)
by ActiveShooter39 August 28, 2017
Get the Ford mug.FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)
Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”
by Vince740 July 2, 2018
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