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facebook stalking

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.
person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
by Jenny19 December 27, 2005
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Facebook

A free public database for FBI and CIA...
This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page
by JockerMann November 11, 2009
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Facebook

A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol.

Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.
example 1
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)

Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard

Enough said
by hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs April 15, 2009
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Facebook money

5,000 minerals in the PC online RTS game Starcraft 2.
Coined by casters Maximusblack and Novwar during a casting session.
Man, that guy just hit Facebook money. what on earth is he going to do with it?
by Myself.. June 30, 2012
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Facebook Shit

Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.

i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"
by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009
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Facebook Hike

When an assemblage of teenage girls (not necessarily friends) go on a hike for the purpose of taking "cute" pictures and putting them up on Facebook. The Facebook community is then bamboozled into thinking that these girls have exciting and adventurous lives.
Sue: OMG! Did you see these adorable pictures of Therese and Brooke, they look like they are having so much fun!
James: Don't trip girl its just a Facebook Hike.
by JumpinBilly August 13, 2010
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Facebook Swag

The way someone carries themselves on social media sites such as Facebook.
James is sort of an introvert in real life, but he has mad Facebook Swag. I'm intimidated by him online sometimes.
by SarpNasty July 19, 2011
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