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staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.
Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Red staff

You fuck a girl on her period
Last night Lucy gave me red staff
by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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Chiefs of Staff

We are cool and got infinite aura!! MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!
We chiefs of staff! BA is life! Sandhurst!!
by carbonyloxies July 7, 2025
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Staffs

the nicest girl you will know to date. boys love
boy- "whos that over there"
other boy- "oh thats staffs she is really nice"
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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
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Babestation Staff-room

A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.
"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"

Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013
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BritSov Group Staff

A bunch of lazy and totally clueless pricks with no life or soul who run a big cashgrab lego group, demand total submission and pretend to care about everyone in the project they own while always finding ways to make everything worse.
"BritSov Group Staff? They're all good for nothing, unlikeable selfish tubs of lard, ruining everything since 2013."
by NAFOMan August 31, 2025
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