the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

Lotion

A pale white girl that is out of place in a predominantly black or Hispanic neighborhood.

Look at lotion over there, she must be lost.

by Slize November 22, 2021

Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.

Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.

by ITG11 July 7, 2016

lotionable

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion

antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn

by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022

Lotionized

when your body produces lotion

my body is lotionized like a babys ass

by Lotion26 September 19, 2023

lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.

Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.

by redk103413 June 6, 2018

Lotion slinger

Trampas

Trampas u gay ass lotion slinger

by Krusty soks May 3, 2018