When you have so many knots in your hair so when you comb your hair, it gets stuck and you have to walk around for the whole day with a comb in your hair.
Dominic:"Brad why do you have a comb in your hair you short little man?"
Brad:"Oh Dominic you super cool man i had a fongerwonger this morning"
Brad:"Oh Dominic you super cool man i had a fongerwonger this morning"
by Skullicious September 6, 2020
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Get the mind fondeling mug.Playing with something. This could be a big or small item. Usually used as a reference to sexual activities and masturbation.
by Definitionsdiddy July 23, 2016
Get the fondelling mug.Shortend version of "fone bone"
1. To speak of sexual acts on the phone to get off.
2. A combination of the words fuck and phone.
1. To speak of sexual acts on the phone to get off.
2. A combination of the words fuck and phone.
by rabit August 4, 2004
Get the fone mug.The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)
by genom March 22, 2009
Get the scooter fondel mug.A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008
Get the fonest mug.Exactly the same thing as a cell phone, but with one of those 'everything plans' that encourages the user to use it for everything but it's original purpose; which is to talk to people using speech rather than text. This then defeats the original purpose of the cell phone; thus creating the fone.
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