big floppy

When your dick hangs low, and it wobbles to and fro, so you can tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow.

My girl loves to play with my big floppy, she smacks it around like its a speed bag.

by Jay dov June 03, 2016

floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 03, 2005

Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...

I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!

by CarolinexNOVA September 12, 2007

floppy vagina

a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy

i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina

by Anonymous April 04, 2003

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 15, 2011

Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)

Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?

by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 24, 2009

Floppy Drive

When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.

This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!

by deakonlogic March 29, 2018