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u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.
shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.
by fultzz May 25, 2010
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Flading

The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.
Ok Steve, stop Flading and move out of the way. You are just making the spill worse!
by tomomatic January 14, 2011
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floag

n. someone who is not up to par; aka a loser}, a tool, or a douchebag

v. to screw over somebody
Why do you hang around that dude? He's such a floag.

or

That guy charged me for three beers? He totally floaged me.
by KA August 16, 2004
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Floater

a person who isnt in a social click at a school and cant be labeled or put in one they know everyone, hang out with everyone, everyone know him/her, and is friends with everyone. There usually very popular very smart polite well liked and good looking
New kid "Hey who is that?"

*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"

New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"
by Absol Night July 17, 2011
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Float On

Float On is a great song made by one of the best bands ever, Modest Mouse. (Oh gee, i have a different opinion then the 1/7ths of you who disagree. Tar and feather me.)

It is one of the bands more popular songs. However, hardcore Modest Mouse fans regard it as annoying due to the high level of people running around stating shit like "D00d, modest mouse float on was a great song but trailer trash sucked man i wish there were other songs" Despite the fact that Modest Mouse has mad a large amount of musical genius, such as "The Whale Song," "Dashboard," and "Ocean Breathes Salty," Float on remains just to be a giant whore to the other songs.

Most Modest Mouse haters (Who probably only listened to 2 of the bands old songs) Would state "I liked Float On, but those other 2 1999 songs i heard sucked so therefor Modest Mouse Sucks and so does indie and damn anyone who says otherwise"
Great song, but there are better from Modest Mouse.

Oh yeah, float on.
by nogatsiaK May 2, 2010
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floater

1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of
dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!

dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!
by bigbadwoof December 20, 2006
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float

V. The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual thrusts involved. Often thought to be a substitute for actual intercourse.
Ephraim convinced his girlfriend to float for a little while ensuring her there would be no smite from God.
by diabloblanco May 3, 2005
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