by Gixzo June 22, 2008
Get the Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck mug.The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)
Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.
Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.
Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
by cybercordelia July 15, 2023
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Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach
by BigC2018 May 23, 2018
Get the Flat on your side mug.A rare condition where someone becomes so committed to arguing that the Earth is flat, they start treating gravity like a conspiracy and globes like forbidden artifacts.
Symptoms include:
Calling airplanes “government magic” ✈️✨
Believing Antarctica is just a giant ice wall guarded by penguin security 🐧🚧
Getting emotionally triggered by maps that curve 🗺️😤
Saying “do your own research” while linking a 17-minute video filmed in a backyard
Example:
“Kal tried to measure the horizon with a level from Home Depot… he’s got a serious case of Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome.”
Side effects:
May cause excessive YouTube binges, distrust of astronauts, and yelling “WAKE UP” at random family dinners.
Calling airplanes “government magic” ✈️✨
Believing Antarctica is just a giant ice wall guarded by penguin security 🐧🚧
Getting emotionally triggered by maps that curve 🗺️😤
Saying “do your own research” while linking a 17-minute video filmed in a backyard
Example:
“Kal tried to measure the horizon with a level from Home Depot… he’s got a serious case of Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome.”
Side effects:
May cause excessive YouTube binges, distrust of astronauts, and yelling “WAKE UP” at random family dinners.
by Jackssa April 4, 2026
Get the Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome mug.A house with generally more than two university or polytechnic students residing. Usually rather untidy (especially the kitchen and bathroom) and frequently empty cupboards and fridges.
Most student flats are also party flats, in which many students spend government money to get drunk each weekend.
Most student flats are also party flats, in which many students spend government money to get drunk each weekend.
by valentine86 October 27, 2007
Get the student flat mug.A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"
by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011
Get the 10 seconds flat mug.When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.
by Leixand XV July 31, 2007
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