Twisty flex

The movements one has after doing methamphetamine for days and days and days. The inability to sit in a chair without moving and flexing your body in peculiar ways.

Damn yo, that girl be doing the twisty flex!! Look at her, she's all pretzeled up in the corner picking at her face!! Chicken head!

by Astef May 3, 2015

boob flexing

A woman who can lift flex her boobs WITHOUT the use of her hands or a bra.

Kevin: "hey jack."
Jack: "what ?"

Kevin: "Laura is inside doing some MAJOR boob flexing. She's really good at it !"

Jack: "God bless America"

by The Paradox March 18, 2008

flexible

Bends easily without breaking.

Those Asian tumblers had the most flexible backs Jack had ever seen.

by mallit January 1, 2014

Flexican standoff

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though

by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2017

Flexitis

Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)

Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis

by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018

facebook flexin

talks shit over facebook but can barely stand up for them selfs any other time.

liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.

kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK

by yusuck March 28, 2011

fleki

Southside Madrid slang for cool.

That's a fleki track = that's a dope track.

by Danzig March 22, 2007