Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

Flappy

This is a term that your siblings use to bully you. It describes someone who is fat and flabby whose man boobs flap together when they run... hence the term flappy. It has the potential to cause resentment and damage your childhood. But it’s okay because one day, when you and your siblings grow up, you will be better looking, more successful, and happier than them!

Sibling: Flappy, do you know who the milkman is?
You: No, who is he?
Sibling: Your father!

by Nova4500 February 28, 2019

A little flappy bird

When you are in a flap or anxious about something

Sorry about earlier I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

Flappy Wappy

The direct result of erectile dysfunction

I see Greg is buying a lot of Cialis, I heard his wife say he has a flappy wappy

by Skuzzy81 October 2, 2020

flappy nips

They are something that every 500 pound philipino man has.

YOU LOOK LIKE MY DADS FLAPPY NIPS

by #ufbiueghiuoeniuofe July 24, 2018

flappy arse

it’s alan.

OMG LOOK THERES FLAPPY ARSE!!! (aka alan) #NOWAY! #REALLIFEALAN 😱😱😱

by keira X April 3, 2022

Flappy

A state of being happy do to being full after eating

Pretty much the opposite of hangry

Person 1: Hey! How are you feeling today?

Person 2: Great! I was hangry, but I went to Fridays and I'm flappy.

by FroztyDonut June 19, 2016