flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

Flapjacking

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.

Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.

by crankbait July 27, 2012

flipjack

a very conscientious person who annoys others

Threesome. TONIGHT."; "But your twin won't fit three people."; "Aww stop being such a flipjack."

by heyyaaaman May 2, 2011

Flapjackie

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.

"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"

by natepro July 4, 2004

Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009

flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.

Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.

by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013