A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
No 1: I had a rough woman last night...
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
by potato pusher December 31, 2010
Get the Spider Flangemug. A obscene anal wart mainly produced on the people David Boyle and Nathan Crux (if you know either of these people please bully them because of there arse flanges)
Ewwwww Nathan you have a HUGE arse flange
David your moldy skin and grotesk face is nearly as bad as your arse flange
David your moldy skin and grotesk face is nearly as bad as your arse flange
by Prof. Anthony Hilton January 20, 2005
Get the arse flangemug. by Jezarez July 29, 2009
Get the Flangemug. by YidMaster2144 July 5, 2005
Get the flange facemug. Excessively dangly beef curtains sprawling from a vagina, which sprawl aimlessly often making audible slapping sounds when colliding with the thighs.
Martin: “How was your date with Brenda last night?”
Ken: “Ended up shagging her some flange flippers she’s got, flailed about making some racket the whole time!”
Ken: “Ended up shagging her some flange flippers she’s got, flailed about making some racket the whole time!”
by Runchbox November 3, 2019
Get the Flange Flippersmug. by rpatz89 April 29, 2011
Get the Flange Basketmug. by billy garvey July 14, 2006
Get the flange facemug.