A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
No 1: I had a rough woman last night...
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
by potato pusher January 01, 2011
A obscene anal wart mainly produced on the people David Boyle and Nathan Crux (if you know either of these people please bully them because of there arse flanges)
Ewwwww Nathan you have a HUGE arse flange
David your moldy skin and grotesk face is nearly as bad as your arse flange
David your moldy skin and grotesk face is nearly as bad as your arse flange
by Prof. Anthony Hilton January 20, 2005
by Jezarez July 29, 2009
by YidMaster2144 June 25, 2005
by rpatz89 April 11, 2011
Excessively dangly beef curtains sprawling from a vagina, which sprawl aimlessly often making audible slapping sounds when colliding with the thighs.
Martin: “How was your date with Brenda last night?”
Ken: “Ended up shagging her some flange flippers she’s got, flailed about making some racket the whole time!”
Ken: “Ended up shagging her some flange flippers she’s got, flailed about making some racket the whole time!”
by Runchbox November 03, 2019
by billy garvey July 14, 2006