Love At First Sight

When you fall in "love" after only glancing at someone.
See also lust.

Boy sees girl. Boy falls in like.

by Sabishii211 May 11, 2004

First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004

First Fatal Piss

The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.

Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky

by partyboy123 March 26, 2008

The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

first rain

It is a campus tradition held by students at the University of California, Santa Cruz. It's at the Porter College Quad when students run free of clothing throughout each of the ten colleges and then finish at the starting point. The rules are that it has to be consistently raining, it has to start at Porter College, and it has to be on a school night.

Student 1: Hey dude. Were you at the First Rain last year? It was totally crazy!
Student 2: Of course I was there! I was the first one back!
Student 1: That was you? 0.0 I will never look at you the same way again.
Student 2: Nah, I'm just playing I wasn't there.
Student 1: Good, because the first one back was a chick.
Student 2: Why do I have friends like you? (face-palm)

by The Secret One April 26, 2014

First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

by Mislead student February 5, 2014

First Squat

The first time a toilet is used in the sitting position after being cleaned.

I love when I am the first person at work and I can go get first squat on my favorite toilet!

I hate taking a dump at an airport, you can never get first squat.

by triplethreatASC February 27, 2015