FireTimothy

Best aimer, better, faster, smoother, cleaner, insane, sexy, hot, handsome, and pretty. More masculine than you can ever be. The most CHAD being in the world. No one can touch him in his life.

FireTimothy is probably the best counter blox player of all time.

by DAYUM BRUH October 13, 2020

sofia thee first

sofia thee first is an amazing person, and if anyone doesn’t think so, then they are incredibly wrong. sofia thee first always knows how to cheer someone up, and she’s funny too. loves to draw, lil bit quirky, she makes incredible COOKIES. if you don’t have a Sofia thee first in your life you’re really missing out. Like really freaking missin out bro. Pretty sure the point is made. have a Sofia Thee first in your life. No…not the princess from the show “sofia the first,” . I swear to the lord, you dumbasses say the show Sofia the first…

Dear someone important, I’m writin’ a letter to you bro if you don’t have a goddamn sofia Thee first in your life…you’re literally screwed
God I wish I had a Sofia Thee First

by goatperson December 9, 2022

Ladies always cum first

During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!

Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.

Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.

by ]|[ T-GAW March 3, 2011

finesta

When you make a backup page on insta full of stupid pics but you only accept your friends so no one you don't know can see it

"Add me on my finesta"
"Yo your finesta is lit"

by Jasmine Watd November 27, 2016

Fireshit

A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.

Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.

by Turkeylover13 April 2, 2019

But first

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

"Who will be evicted tonight? But first! Mike Boogie is creepy."

"But first!"

by Abe382393493 November 12, 2006

first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.

todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.

by lexicali slim November 18, 2009