fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions

Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.

by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006

Fetus Deletus

A wizards way of abortion.
A spell for abortion

Ron: Harry! Me and Hermione didn't use protection! What ever shall we do!
Harry: No worries Ron, I got this. *brings out magic wand and points it at Hermione* Fetus Deletus!

by SirVelnd April 8, 2020

Food Fetus

The bloated look and feel of a stomach after consuming a large or filling meal.

Dude, those stuffed clams totally gave me a food fetus. I guess I'll be giving birth to a huge food baby tomorrow!

by alexayb February 19, 2011

Fetus Wack

During intercourse with a pregnant woman, the fetus's tiny hands will come through the cervix and caress the mans penis. This provides an extraordinary feeling of delight to the man. This act is outlawed in 13 countries and 2 provicences.

-Hey man, how was that pregnant chick last night?

-Dude, I got a fetus wack!!

by camcamjam December 6, 2010

FETUS OF DOOM

A meniachal little creature that crawls out of the womb at night while the unsuspecting mother lays in a deep slumber,Then strikes out on its own to inflict severe punishment on those who study stem cell research,After which it swings on the umbilical cord like spiderman all the way back to the sleeping mothers womb,All before daybreak.

Man last night Todd and I were screwing around with stem cells (for no apparent reason) and out of nowhere came the fetus of doom,Then it suddenly took Todds head clean the fuck off and scurried down his neck and out of his anus,all the while chanting a disturbing little tune that sounded alot like this...(Da Da Da Da fetus of doom Da Da Da Da fetus of doom)

by squirtdonkeys January 15, 2007

Fetus-O's

The favorite breakfast cereal of liberals everywhere!

Try the new honey-toasted ones,they're great!

by sick fucks March 18, 2005

Fetus Penis

1)The act of engaging in vaginal sexual intercourse with an already impregnated woman.

2)Getting your penis all up in that fetus.

3)Poking a baby in the face (with your penis, of course).

John: Yo, Alex did you plow Tiffany last night?

Alex: Hell yah John you know it!

John: Dude, she's four months pregnant with Tim's baby. You got that fetus penis!!!

Alex: Shutup man.

John: Alright, alright............. Fetus penis.

Fetus penis: That shit your daddy probably resorted to.

by The Bananna March 4, 2011