Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask

penis

penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
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by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022

Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

A word used when someone around u said or did something really stupid

Dat nigga Trey gave me 20 dallaz 4 a piece of gum.Damn sumebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

by D November 23, 2003

somebody fell out of da ugly tree dis mornin

A term used when one of ur homeboys or homegrls walk around lookin fucked up.

Damn trey!!who did ur edge up!! HAHA somebody fell out of da dumb tree this mornin

by D November 23, 2003

STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"

You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

by Secretly a simp February 6, 2021

I fell on it

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

by E hates Q April 25, 2023