Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.
"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."
by Nitebred March 24, 2009
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J-Fee group

A high school friend group of kids who roam around Marine Park and think they tuff. Some of the members are the tribal chief, the prowler, spear, and sloth. They love destroying things but always respect there leaders Mr. Phil and Mrs. Charlene.
I was walking around the neighborhood and saw the J-Fee group.
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fee-fi-fo-fee-fi-fo-fo

ghetto for a phone # i.e./
three-five-four-three-five-four-four
by shaka August 04, 2003
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For a good time, call me at fee-fi-fo-fee-fi-fo-fo
by Harlyn June 05, 2006
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Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation
Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.
by Steve December 12, 2008
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Jesse James fee

A bullshit fee made up by the man to make them some extra dough and charge you for something unnecessary.
When I moved out of my apartment, they charged me a $50 cleaning fee. Then when I changed my mind and moved back in, it was just as nasty as before. It was a total Jesse James fee.
by K-Fig April 11, 2008
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Have fun paying fees

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.
Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!
by NanoIsSuperior January 04, 2021
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