Tobias Fate

Tobias Fate lives in a basement
by @Dinosaurhunt October 28, 2017
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tobias fate

Hes the GOD of gangplank and also invented him.
hes sexy manly and his voice is dark an gay and thats all that i like in a gay because I'm gay to kappa pride.
Tobias fate is the king of triple barrels <3
by tobias fate fan boy February 17, 2017
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The Decision of fates

Will you take the red pill and instantly obtain $100,000,000 or the blue pill that’s yummy and tastes like blueberry. One will give you comfort, and the other will give you adventure and new opportunities. This choice will decide your fate as a human being.
Oh I see you’re awake. I will ask you now to take the decision of fates. Choose wisely.
by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020
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ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
Ill fated blowjob.”
by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 21, 2017
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Cat Fate

When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.
"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."
by Sunderwound April 18, 2015
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The Fates

Three people who make your life good or crap. One of them can even kill you.
by DictionaryGuy5000 September 15, 2020
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