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fartlecock

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis
Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark
by Woulfeman October 11, 2010
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spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
by Joey3 April 26, 2006
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tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resorting to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010
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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
by Spatro August 15, 2021
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farthead

farthead - noun; an extremely stupid and easily led individual, one who simply goes along with the crowd.
"Look at the farthead next door - he just bought a new SUV to keep up with the Joneses down the street."
by Reese Fowler December 14, 2004
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