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Strawberry Farmer

Clay Aiken enjoys farming strawberries. He is a strawberry farmer.
by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009
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Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014
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Dirty Farmer

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".
Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006
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Farmer

A term of disrespect used for the Norteno gang members.

They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the slobs. Also see blood

Enemies of Sureno gang.
Hey Cuz you see that ho ass farmer over there?

Yeah I hear he's rollin with slobKs
by Ben Crippin February 22, 2008
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Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.
Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!
by kferg June 21, 2008
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Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.
"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 10, 2010
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Salt Farmer

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
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