Bases In FaceTime

Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.

1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime

Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.

by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

faceytheegg

Legendary poster of the EAUK FIFA Community Forums. With almost 6000 posts over 2004 and 2005 at the time of writing, facey is the 2nd highes poster of all time......behind some Potato fellow who supports Birmingham (*points and laughs*). He truly is a god and a comedic genoius

"That facey guys is such a legend, I wish I was just like him"
"I want faceys babies"
"14 inches............unerect"
"The modern version of Jesus Christ"

by Protagonist & Sentience - EAUK Administrators January 3, 2005

faceyBee

An affectionate nickname for Facebook.

I took some cool photos at the party last night, i'm totally gonna put them on FaceyBee.

by JuicyJenny January 26, 2009

faceticles

faceticles is another word for eyeballs this word has been used for centuries describing eyeballs it is very similar to the word chesticles.

He has some pretty faceticles on that face of his.

by Kirtoof the Spry Wonder Dog December 7, 2011

facesty

usually the term given for if you walk past someone and they give you a 'dirty'....aka giving you a nasty look.

when you walk past someone and for no reason they look at you in an unfriendly way...you can then swing your arm above your head and shout at the top of your voice-"Facesty"
or "Don't get facesty yeah!"

by snazzy January 5, 2008