Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment

"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

*

"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."

by pentacookie December 31, 2007

fuck me running

What you say as a drummer when you don't pay attention and keep playing 15 seconds after the song ends.

Dave Mustaine: (Finishes playing Paranoid cover) Nick, Nick NICK!!!!
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...

by HotPotato November 10, 2009

fuck me rigid

Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.

"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

fuck me shoes

High spikey and cutaway women's shoes. Often abbreviated to FM shoes.

Look at her in those Fuck Me shoes.

by crossword addict February 2, 2006

Fuck me hard

Words a female would use during sexual intercourse

Shandaquafius: Oh Requisition fuck me hard right in the pussy!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!

by Mcgee wiggles tonight March 15, 2021

fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

by soopster December 9, 2008

fuck-me eyes

eyes that make you wanna hump the person

Nick valensi of the strokes

by Louise August 26, 2003