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Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.
by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017
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Everlong

One of my favorite songs of all time, I love the chorus, Dave can really sing well. The Foo Fighters are awesome but not as good as Nirvana.
Breathe out so I can breathe you in
by Matt F April 26, 2004
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The cutest, sweetest girl ever. Daughter to Savannah LaBrant, and Tommy. Aswell as step-daughter to Cole LaBrant. She also has a sister named Posie. Everleigh Rose Soutas is a one of a kind girl who of you can get your hands on, your in luck. She’s a laughter magnet and loves by so many adoring fans!
Cortney: I love Everleigh Rose!
Regan: How couldn’t you?!
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Everlast

A muthafuckin shit pile fag who thinks he can diss the greatest performer on this planet to jump start his sucking career. Unfortunately things didn't go as planed and got fucked up so badly though he finaly got his wish and became famous.
This is wot we ask our fans if you ever see Everlast whoop his ass, hit em with bricks, stones, throw shit at him, treat him like a hoe,bitch slap. He's a muthafuckin cunt suckin twat and he aint gonna hit you back!!!!!
by Eminem Fan September 2, 2004
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everlast

a penis-sucking group of people
everlast is a bitch!
by Katelynne January 14, 2004
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Everly

N., ADJ. 1.Large burly man that can drink a leprechaun under the table, literally, He is very flexible and is especially good at drinking vast quantities upside down.

2. Someone who consumes masssive amounts of booze and proceeds to perform obscene and lewd acts in public.
1.(Did you see that? He just did a keg stand and went "everly" on that frat party)

2.(No more whiskey for that guy, he's going to turn everly and start peeing on people)
by Sexionate March 8, 2009
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everclearing

Everclearing is a form of hazing in which the pledge has a bread roll thats been soaked in everclear shoved in their mouth and held for as long as possible without spitting it out.
Out of 5 pledges the 3 that hold it longest win the event.

Hard Mode: duct tape wrapped around mouth over the back of head. and given a fork to cut it off. This can result in death. No known deaths to date.

Everclearing is rarely used anymore since victims of it became leaders of frats and banned it, So once the upperclassmen 2008-09 that hazed pledges this way graduated, it came to a halt.

Stories of everclearing do fly around, but who knows how much truth there is to them.
"Everclearing is now banned. If anyone is to use Everclear for any form of hazing ever they are put to a vote if we will remove you from the frat or not." - Xyz
by Believe in your smelf August 14, 2012
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