Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?

by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011

Evangelical

A group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive.

That evangelical just stole my grandma's 401k.

by Toorealfromkansas November 16, 2017

Evangeline

When all three 'holes' of a woman (mouth, vagina and ass) are 'occupied' at the same time.

"Man, I had the best experience last night."
"Really? What happened?"
"I went home with three guys and they gave me an Evangeline. Top stuff."

by Mary_Jane21354 October 31, 2013

evangelion

some crazy shit with lotsa crufixs in it..

why do they need so many fucking crosses?
Why does rei-bitch die? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

by Half-vmc August 30, 2003

evangelical atheist

A term often used by frustrated theists as a slur against atheists. The term is a contradiction since atheism is not a belief system or a cause, nor does it have any dogmas or requirements. An atheist doesn't convert people.

"That guy thinks I'm an evangelical atheist because he can't defeat my arguments rationally"

by PanzerV February 18, 2010

evangelion

a fairly good anime. overrated by crazy geeks who actually try to relate it to the REAL WORLD.
It get really boring at times, but it's mild interesting. Rei(name?) is a very interesting character but that's all. Not the best music either the best drawings (for that go see wordCowboy Bebop/word kids!)

No the brightest shoe in the box are we?

by gibberish September 26, 2003

Evangeline Douglas

The most awesome gal pal inda friggin world! Everyone wants to be friends with this chick = Well known for breaking the hearts of fugly guys

"Did you here what Evie did to that fugly guy?"

"Yes, but someone needed to do it!"

"I love Evangeline Douglas!"

by eemles October 18, 2008