by ihatered October 02, 2011
Evan a fucking faggot listens to irrelevant songs and is irrelevant like him self shows his dick pics to boys and sucks Justin Bieber’s cock all day. Says nigger when he is white tries to act like a hood man when he’s a waste man 🤣🤣
by TTv_nigger May 12, 2019
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009
Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
Have you seen Evan lately?
Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.
It was that bad?
I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.
It was that bad?
I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
by Jetta Hater June 30, 2010
Evan is a extremely funny person and if he has the chance to make you laugh he'd do it with no sweat, overall evans are very bold and sometimes awkward.If you have a Evan with as your friend or boyfriend, Your one lucky duck
"Look at Evan!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"
by 1Justasimp1 February 22, 2022
by welp.pls.get.this.famous. December 22, 2018
🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 pronounced xaegobah
by Xaegobah March 30, 2021