ewanhowell5195

Has to be the most gamer person of all time, makes epic minecraft resource packs and videos!

rutai: omg have you seen ewanhowell5195's packs?

charlie: they are so epic omg like i cant wait until F8thful drops

by rutai March 20, 2020

Ewan

A steamy motherfucker who likes to lick and suck yer da his avon. Sometimes he tries to get you in his van to then put you in his basement or shed to proceed and earrape the absolute crap out of you.

Ewan: get in my totally not suspicious white van with "free avon" on the side for some free avon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*

by Advanced Derp April 30, 2017

Ewan

The guy who puts to much jell in his hair and always wears cat shits

That ewan is a real jell overwhelmed retard :)

by Thiccyyy December 10, 2019

Ewan

An extremely "small" biatch who gets laid more times than we could even imagine...think about it!

I totally ewaned tonight!

by Brown beauty March 9, 2003

Ewan McFucker

Ewan McGreggor's character name from 'Angels and Demons' as opposed to the term Camerlengo, which although is Italian for 'Chamberlain', also happens to sound like a euphamism for someone's cock.

The character of Camerlengo Ewan McFucker will be played by none other than gay-icon Welsh actor, (trying to be Scottish) Ewan McGreggor, or as he's known to the whole universe, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish September 21, 2009

Ewan

Fat stupid and ugly unwanted soul brought from hell as saiten himself couldn’t stand him

OMG Charlie is such a ewan!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019

Ewan

Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....

"oh my god Ewan is soooo dramatic"

by skirrrttt February 19, 2019