Ethan

Ethan is somebody you will fall in love will and miss your classes just bc his good looks he is a shy boi but he touches you a lot he has blonde hair and hot freckles that just make him stand out in your eyes as he will always say "that's what she said"

Hi my names Ethan

by Oofergang2222 November 4, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

Ethaning

The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.

"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
"?"
"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.

by arnavjohn February 28, 2022

The ethan

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN

The ethan was hunting me.

by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. He isn’t a big social media person but he will listen when you’ve got something to get off your chest, if you’re with an Ethan, never ever let him go.

Omg did you meet the new guy. He’s Ethan, he’s so funny and sweet.

by Rochel October 30, 2020

ethan

amazing friend 😍💕

woah ethan is a good friend

by cmaiala March 29, 2022

Ethan

A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019