Ethan

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know

Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*

Ethan by anonymous December 14, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

Ethan by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

Ethan

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.

I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan

Ethan by Hanery March 14, 2017

ethan

really really bad at football

have you seen ethan he is bad at football

ethan by mithak October 17, 2017

Ethan

An Ethan is usually not the brightest bulb in the box. But is really funny an Ethan is usually tall and can dance like NO tomorrow. He can be very annoying sometimes but that is what makes him funny. He is also terrible at spelling, like REALLY BAD at spelling.

Dumb funny hoooottttttt tallll illiterate ladies man Ethan

Ethan by Bear ate my kids June 2, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the most kindest person you will ever meet. He cares for you no matter your mistakes. He loves video games especially COD ( Call of Duty ). He is very funny and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. If he likes you he won't show it very easily, but the signs are very clear. He will stare at you during class like your the best thing to have happened to you. He has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen with dirty blonde messy hair. He will blush a lot when he's with a girl he likes. When he hugs you it makes you feel like the luckiest girl/person in the world. If you get a Ethan don't let him go.

"Hey, Ethan you wanna walk to class?"

"Sure."

*holds hands*

Ethan by Rayne ;)<3 November 24, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the person who deserves the world. He is soo lovely and caring. He’s one of my bestfriends. One of my close bestfriends. He gives the best hugs and is very good at winding me up, but who cares? That’s what best friends do. I can’t imagine a world without him. I tell him everything and I tell him things I couldn’t tell my parents. I wish him the best of luck for everything and that I hope he remembers that I’ll be by his side, through thick and think and through the times where he can’t cope by himself. I will be with him, i’ll be there when he needs support and the kind of attention he would need. I’ll stay on call until he falls asleep so I know he’s okay. I trust him with my life. So Eth, if your reading this, I just want to let you know how much I appreciate and value you. We have so many inside jokes and laugh at the most random things. Seriously, your hugs are the best I came across. Much love (bestfriend love)💙😁🤞

“Ethan is so amazing and he is very special”

Ethan by ~M xo October 24, 2018