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The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.
Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*
by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007
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Equaler

E • QUAL • ER

The comparison of multiple equal objects, where one or more objects are inherently more equal than the others.
Teacher: “I don’t have favorites, I love all my students equally, just some equaler than others.”
by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse September 3, 2024
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Equal culobility

When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.
Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!
by Robofrye March 11, 2019
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Selective Equality

When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.
Wanting equal pay but expecting the guy to always pay is selective equality.
by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022
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Less than equals 3

good joke hahahah really funny ! Wowoow I like your attitude! Catch me outside next time at the park. Oops! Spilled my ravioli better pick it up with a spork! Let's now all collectively toss our spork into a carboard fucking box.

*On the next episode of Less than equals 3: Picollo turns into a supersaiyan and people of earth turn into namekians. The only way to save them is through the power of photosynthesis. We all our collective powers... sporks out*

HAhaha, I bet you didn't see that coming! Neither did my video editor. Here's a short break by our paid sponsor RAID SHADOWLEGENDS.

On the next episode of Less than equal 3....

the Box dies
by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023
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Equal

Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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