Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019

elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant

Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job

by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014

Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.

"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again

by maoZZ November 21, 2010

war elephant

a derogatory term for overweight gothic girls.

did you see that war elephant going into hot topic?

by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Elephant Sex

when two individuals have loud sex in the "doggy style" position

By the look of Paris Hilton's face, you can obviously tell she's been having rigorous elephant sex.

by Stereotypical Asian LOL August 6, 2010

elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.

Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.

by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008

pink elephants

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass

my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant

by ShadowsOfBlood February 8, 2004