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lonely elephant

A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)
Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.
by banute October 6, 2009
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Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019
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elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant
Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job
by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014
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war elephant

did you see that war elephant going into hot topic?
by darkmugan June 1, 2005
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Elephant Sex

when two individuals have loud sex in the "doggy style" position
By the look of Paris Hilton's face, you can obviously tell she's been having rigorous elephant sex.
by Stereotypical Asian LOL August 6, 2010
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elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008
mugGet the elephant turdmug.

pink elephants

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass
my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant
by ShadowsOfBlood February 8, 2004
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