by Words that should be words 2.0 January 18, 2024

badly offensive person from yesterday,that purposely now has become famous by:1-stubborns 2-sadist 3-wild
Mi! If ya saw him you are dying of,by one who I didn,t like,elected,cried;has become violet!See they were two ugly but Sallvador, that I didn,t refer to,he went to his own job instead,regretted! But I mean Sadist,malignant,shabby of Herbert was that continued.
by bad,good? September 11, 2019

A chief-of-da-capitol contest between da Three Stooges and Inspector Clouseau would represent a classic MacGrubernatorial election.
by QuacksO August 20, 2025

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses
by Sexydimma November 7, 2024

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
