ebay fanatic

A person who doesn't realise you really arn't supposed to buy anything other then collectables on ebay and spends his time looking for cheap deals on furniture.

Bob is a real ebay fanatic - he won't stop looking for cheap computers.

by Bob Swanson October 13, 2004

eBay jeebies

The horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after you've paid for an item you won on eBay that still hasn't arrived more than three weeks later.

That fricken kumquat peeler I bought on eBay hasn't come in the mail yet and it's been nearly a month! I've got a major case of the eBay jeebies.

by kiwi_david January 12, 2011

ebay drunk

Buying sumat on ebay while drunk. not buying one thing but buying three of the same item.

i was ebay drunk and now have three items that are the same

by Javindius massam February 5, 2010

lost on ebay

To 'lose' something that doesn't belong to you on eBay, making a hefty profit in the process. Normally related to items that you borrowed from work previously.

Me: What happened to your work laptop?
Dave: It's lost on eBay. Like my new watch?

by Mr I didn't do it August 19, 2007

Ebay Trading

Buying up products from one ebay marketplace and selling it on another ebay marketplace to make a hefty profit.
Very similar to Stock Trading.

This morning I bought 20 iPhone 4s from Australia for $100 each and sold them all for $250 each in Canada. I think I might just quit my day job and become an Ebay trader because Ebay Trading just made me $3,000 richer!

by ebaytraitor May 3, 2011

ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022

ebay pirate

An eBay pirate is someone who buys a limited release item like a sneaker or piece of memorabilia for the simple purpose of flipping it for a profit - not because they are a collector or a fan.

I went to the Etnies website to pick up the new Rad movie kicks and they were sold out and scooped by eBay pirates.

by C Tasch March 17, 2021