easter bunny

one who drops a plasic egg out of pocket and all the candy falls out during a softball game.

kate is a easter bunny.

by kate April 8, 2004

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.

"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"

by Skycop August 21, 2016

easter egg

An unmarked police car

"Watch out, I think that's an easter egg behind you."

by smithers08 March 27, 2005

Easter Basket

When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.

Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.

by endej09 May 15, 2011

Easter Keister

A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.

Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!

by Order 65 June 18, 2021

Easter Bunny

A common depiction of Jesus Christ's fursona

I wanna fuck the Easter bunny

by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021