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Edmonton

Edmonton is the capital of Alberta in Canada. It is now the murder capital of Canada, and also has the highest crime rate in Canada. And i live here, what a fuckin waste of land it is! About a million people, more with all of its boroughs like St. Albert and Sherwood Park. Nice skyline. The nice areas are few, but they are mostly around the Riverbend district in the now joined former city of Strathcona and on the far western edge the now joined former city of Jasper Place... But there's too much bad shit... in other places... the ghetto is the entire lower northeast, stretching across the subway / above ground train line to areas like Belvedere and Highlands and Abbotsfield and Boyle/McCauley. Theres so much fucking gangs its crazy, the main ones that are bad and fighting each other right now are the mostly black Bloods and the mostly native Alberta Warriors. Theres like a fucking shooting a day here. it sux, yes it does... do something about it...
"Edmonton" should be better known as "the wasteland of Canada"
by rainzfyah August 24, 2005
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Edmontonian

A citizen of Edmonton. Not very intelligent or attractive. They're not liked too much.
"Yeah, I heard that girl wouldn't go out with him."
"He's an Edmontonian, no one would go out with him"
by TheAbdBoy December 9, 2008
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Emoni

Emoni is a beautiful, Fun, and loving friend She will always have your back no matter what. She is obviously besties with a COCO! Everyone loves Emoni for her fun and crazy attitude!
Emoni is so fun and crazy.
Emoni has a bestie definitely named Coco
by urfavchanel November 25, 2021
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Edmonton

A shit-poor excuse for a city. I visited to see the world's biggest mall only to find out its the world's sixth biggest mall... and it is a bloated and dated piss-poor excuse of a shopping center. I'd rather visit three malls in Calgary than waste half a fucking day to drive to Edmonton and get in a car wreck with some immigrant who can't drive.

Why can't you imbred Edmontonians learn how to drive?
Edmonton is known for being a shitty, dusty, cold piece of shit town in the middle of nowhere. People visit expecting a great mall and find a smelly dated piece of shit with a dirty waterpark.
by spokaneskibum October 20, 2008
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Eamonn

A homosexual man, usually a twink, who gets roasted by his friends often, and has been close to suicide many times.
by anonymous April 16, 2022
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Eamonn joyce

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emondghetto

adj. one who is emo and ghetto, either a emo who listens to rap, or a ghetto who listens to emo music.
Domingue listens to emo music but wears ghetto clothing therefore she is emondghetto.
by Nikkiboo November 15, 2007
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