A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.
It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)
It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)
Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)
by We Were Just... January 4, 2019
Get the ill-errormug. Anal error is a condition caused by hardcore anal sex or its a condition you can be born with.
This condition causes the asshole to widen to the extreme ,causing cold air to pass into your intestines.
This condition is most common amongst homosexual people.
This condition causes the asshole to widen to the extreme ,causing cold air to pass into your intestines.
This condition is most common amongst homosexual people.
by Kaopycks April 21, 2022
Get the anal errormug. by Jo Albert August 15, 2020
Get the Maiden Errormug. A number that is given with very large uncertainties, such that it might be ten or a hundred (or more) times larger or smaller than the value given. Astrophysics is famous for having 'errors in the exponent'
..."We estimate the minimum viable population to be somewhere between 100 and 5000" (extremes from the wikipedia article)
... "in our universe protons decay with a time scale in the range 10^33 - 10^45 years"
These quantities don't have an error in the value, they have an error in the exponent.
... "in our universe protons decay with a time scale in the range 10^33 - 10^45 years"
These quantities don't have an error in the value, they have an error in the exponent.
by Lab_Monkey July 7, 2011
Get the Error in the Exponentmug. A problem caused by a bus hitting the only person holding knowledge of, or encryption keys to critical IT systems.
Our database admin has experienced bus error. He died in a car accident last week now we cannot access our data as he was the only one with the decryption key to the database.
by m1m1n0 May 14, 2019
Get the bus errormug. by alalalallalalalallalalalalala May 24, 2021
Get the computer errormug. A 5 page document (as of Dec. 2 2019) that consists of various translation anomalies ranging from Grandma stubbed her drowned toe, to wrap the abdomen
by Le epic biggie cheese December 2, 2019
Get the Translation Errorsmug.