Dysoning

The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.

Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara

by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021

Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.

No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.

by Block Dog August 6, 2021

Dwonchy

A leechy or unlikable person. It can also be a situation that keeps dragging on and hard to get rid of.

He is being so mean! He is such a dwonch!

She is in a dwonchy mood today.

Doing taxes is so dwonchy.

by Dwonchman August 13, 2021

Dymonei

The one boy in your class you could just tell somebody likes him while you like him also :)

Person one: I really like Dymonei..

Person two: Wait I like him too!

by Dxrkiy October 6, 2021

Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.

1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!

by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021

Dyoncee

Someone who never answers text messages or calls because she’s too lazy, but will always be available IRL.

“I texted her yesterday but she didn’t answer, that’s such a Dyoncee move”

by Didilover November 20, 2021

Dyvone

He’s an amazing guy who tends to hide his feelings a lot from others. Once you get to know him he opens up slowly. Dyvones can be passionate about many things. Once you get to know, you start to fall in love with him.

Dyvone is cool

by Jellybeans18383929 November 21, 2021