dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.
I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!
by Bassam March 08, 2018
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Shit On a Dumpster

Dave: hey bro, wanna go shit on a dumpster?
Francis: nah man I have a lot of homework to do.
by bigboyballer86 September 13, 2017
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Prank Dumpster

Prank Dumpster is a term used to give emphasis on a person, place or thing that is prone to and often victim to pranking. This term is best used when said person, place or thing has been numerously pranked and is going to get more of them. Prank Dumpsters can vary, from Malls filled with edgy tweens knocking down product stands, to restaurants getting odd food orders; all the way to News channels getting pranked live. The magnitude is large.
Dude 1: Hey, did you see that live prank call that the news channel C-SPAN got?

Dude 2: YES! Haha that was so fucking hilarious. The look on the news reporter's face!
Dude 1: C-SPAN is such a Prank Dumpster.
by agoodstart April 08, 2014
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dumpster eagle

A raven.

Given this name because they eat garbage (like eagles) but are typically seen in more urban areas, especially leafing through dumpsters in winter. Used in Alaska.

Can also be used to describe an actual eagle, with much less comedic value
Those ravens kept me up all night, screeching and tipping over garbage bins! Fucking dumpster eagles.
by somethingnew November 09, 2007
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dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.
You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.
by zanierd's cookie hole December 31, 2015
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Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.
So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?
by YAWA September 07, 2023
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dumpster dip

Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.
Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"

Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"

Mark: "Clueless..."
by the_planarian May 11, 2005
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