The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
Get the monkey dumpstermug. Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.
Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.
Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.
Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.
Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.
Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!
Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*
Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.
Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!
Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*
by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012
Get the Dumpster Detentionmug. by bigboyballer86 September 14, 2017
Get the Shit On a Dumpstermug. A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.
by Bassam March 8, 2018
Get the dumpster hiremug. The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.
So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?
by YAWA September 6, 2023
Get the Dumpster Cultmug. In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.
Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020
Get the Dumpster Divemug. by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016
Get the dumpster tittiesmug.