dum-bass

noun: nickname for a stupid person born with fish-like features.

also applies to people who are acting like dumb asses.

"You know Pattie? She just got her wisdom teeth pulled."
"Oh yeah, her cheeks are so fat she looks like a fish."
"What a dum-bass."

"we went out fishing yesterday, and I thought I caught a big one! It turned out I had just hooked Rich... what a dum-bass."

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018

dum crunk

The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!

Bob fucked me soooo good I'm dum crunk & dyslexic !!

by Giggity guts May 30, 2016

Dum

A person or a thing that is crazy

Marcus is som dum

by Gorset January 21, 2018

Ba Dum Ching

Used to underscore or acknowledge a joke imitating a drum roll and cymbal crash.

For example:
1. knock knock
2. whos there
1. broken pencil
2. broken pencil who
1. nevermind... its pointless
2. ba dum ching

by ellenbobellen April 6, 2020

Dum Stoopid

Dum Stoopid is the definition of the “crackheads” (as in crazy ppl who don’t actually do crack) of this world

Bianca and I are dum stoopid most of the time

by Re re re re February 12, 2020

oh dum

What you say when you definitely should have thought of, or previously considered doing something

Friend #1: hey girl, did you see the Press Gang restaurant has a Wagyu beef burger?
Friend #1: Oh dum, that looks like something we should eat

by RioBio May 17, 2020

dum

Noun; one who is dummy thick. The most attractive yet stupid person in existence.

You're so dum.

by gkxjtdrisisiylcod May 22, 2020