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gift of discernment

A gift from God. A gift that allows you to see into someones life with out having a reference about them.
First person "Yeah, he's a good man"
Second person "How do you know?"
First person "oh that's God's gift of discernment talking again!"
by Mr. Kipp September 15, 2007
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Discipline

1. The mental ability to not do something that'll make you happy.

AKA: Rationally Justified Self-Torture.

2. A short Japanese pornographic anime series, downloadable via bit torrent. The female characters have boobs the size of football fields.

3. A field or area of study or research, usually something that the person hates but can't get out of unless she/he commits suicide.
1.1) This hot chick was completely naked in bed begging for his groove but he just walked out. He's either mentally insane or very disciplined.

1.2) She stared at the cheesecake for 15 minutes and put it back into the fridge, when did she become so disciplined?!

1.3) He resisted the urge to renew his World of Warcraft subscription while his co-workers are raiding together during lunch, he's got a lot of discipline.

2) As soon as he got the "Discipline" DVDs, he took a box of tissue with him & locked the bedroom door.

3) Law was never the discipline she dreamed of, her unique fetish of body exposure makes her always wanted to be a stripper.
by urbanrascal March 8, 2013
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Orgasmic Anal Discharge

Orgasmic Anal Discharge,
The release of a person's bowels as they hit a sexual climax during anal intercourse .
Guy 1: So, the other night i picked up this chick at the bar right?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: well, i f**cked her in the A** so hard she had an orgasmic anal discharge....
Guy 2:Dude.... that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I'm never going to that bar ever again.
by Ripperwolf December 25, 2010
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Discallnect

(Dis-Call-Nect)

Calling someone without allowing him to pick up the phone - disconnecting after a second, and not paying a cent.

This can signal something you agreed upon (such as: letting him know you're at his house ready to pick him up), or maybe you're just cheap.

(it already has a term in Hebrew, widely used)
Damm you Watermelondrea, stop discallnecting me instead of texting! I keep calling to ask what ya want!
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<Sound of the first-second of the Star Wars theme>
<Silent>
<Sound of a Nerd going down the stairs, picked up by his super-nerd-friend>
by SKAPARA January 25, 2010
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disc pic

a provocative picture sent to a significant other in order to form unity and trust between the two.
Bruh, I sent my girl a disc pic earlier it made her feel so much better. She was feeling down, now she's feeling 💯
by discislife July 25, 2015
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Discalendaria

The inability to read calendars accurately.
Rob showed up to the company picnic on Saturday opposed to Sunday because he has discalendaria.
by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016
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DISCHAV

A smelly crusty punk incorporating sports gear into their unwashed beer stained outfit, most likly that they found in a bin or acquired for free some way or another...
Ay check out that pogger's gold three stripes under their crust vest, well Dischav that!
by Pogger November 4, 2016
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