Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs

a sentence that utilizes all the letters of the alphabet; also known as a pangram. this particular sentence only uses 32 letters, something not so easily done. this sentence was the final answer to the challenge from the novel Ella Minnow Pea, by Mark Dunn.

"the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog" is another pangram; "Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs" is another

by a.miyako August 27, 2006

bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

dime a dozen

cheap, notworth much, easy to come by, not highly valued

you could buy a dozen for a dime.

by BabySlice October 23, 2003

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

The Dirty Dozen

A group of friends who do everything together.
Eat, Drink, Bake, Sleep, Laser Tag, & Mobb, while breaking various laws in the process. Ordinary nights with the dirty dozen may include group sleepovers, midnight rendezvous, and hot boxing.

Fights and hookups can (and will) occur due to excessive contact with one another.
But no matter through good or bad, this kind of friendship is hard to come by, and is usually short-lasting. Nevertheless, the memories made in the short existance of the dirty dozen will always remain.

-"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
-"Doing something random then crashing at Niki's"
-"Oh..I assume with the dirty dozen like always..."

by RIPtheDirtyDozen September 15, 2009

Bankers Dozen

Less than you actually wanted; banks will typically rip you off and rob you of your money, hence the term.

Chad:"Dude i told them i needed five pizzas at my house by 6 o'clock, and they only gave me four, and they still charged me for five! There was no time to get another one, fuckin' rip offs!"

Flynn:"Sounds like they gave you a bankers dozen bro".

by Guru Pikta January 23, 2012