Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

by eliza04 April 27, 2025

Doorknob

Cassidy

Cassidy is a doorknob

by bro wtf no August 27, 2017

Doorknob pussy

Everyone has had a turn. She's loose & used. So many people entering it's hard to keep track.

That bitch there has doorknob pussy we all get a turn.

by Eeelvis777 September 29, 2025

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.

Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011

Doorknob

Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen

Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.

by Cool psyeudonym November 26, 2024