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dismorning

The period of time between when you start work in the morning and when you have a lunch break. According to Dan, it's a word without definition and that spell check must've got it wrong, with that stupid squiggly red line under it...
Also, a typical example of 'Australianisms' whereby, we as a people are too lazy to say 2 separate words, so we string them together into 1.
Hi Alice, we have received your 16 boxes at 11:00am dismorning as scheduled.

Couldn't get out of the bed dismorning
by The Dock Guy November 2, 2011
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14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
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dismount

The final finishing move a male does after mounting ones partner....sticking the landing with arms raised like an olympic gymnast...and waiting for the judges score (typically a room mate or anyone within earshot)
After finishing on the females back from doggystyle sex, he dismounted by doing a back flip off of the bed jumping into the air and landing with both feet together (points deducted for hopping, staggering, hitting the fan, furniture, shoes, or any other object that may cause personal injury)....he waited for the roommate to call out the score from down the hall...a 9.7 was achieved!
by Badger2 October 8, 2010
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dismotherment

Shut up or I'll dismother you.
by OMGPLZ September 14, 2003
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Dismalll

Best person alive said to be god like and have the best minecraft skills known to man
OMG IT DISMALLL!
by Dismalll May 9, 2021
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two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
by Big red machine March 25, 2007
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dosmac

Emu found in the southern parts of Africa and Saudi-Arabia. Drinks from toilets and foreign people's turbins.
Related to wilost0rm. Likes other Emu's with small cocks. Hides in bushes.

Ex. Pet my Emu!
Dont touch my Emu!
by DOSMACOWNSYOUALL February 2, 2005
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