watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.

What appears to be a watermelon doink

by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017

LIL Doink

A small joint packed full of weed and used as a dildo.

hey will you pass the LIL Doink? I want to please myself.

by LIL D-oink May 3, 2019

definite doink

A non-ugly person, attractive?

Hayyyyyy SUP QT you're a definite DOINK!

by ALYSSA May 13, 2005

Double Doink

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.

Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.

by MysterC495051 January 6, 2019

ba-doink-a-doink

Ass, butt, bum

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!

by jlouise December 16, 2010

Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.

Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018

Doinky Doink

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously

You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink

by I am guacamole December 21, 2018